Disclaimer: I was to young to actually remember this incident. I would like to think I have some faint memories of it - but I think it's just because I hear it so many times - that I convince myself that I somewhat remember this.
In order to tell this story, you need to know an embarrassing little background piece of information that I normally don't tell people. (It's even worse than telling people I used to look like Cory Matthews, from Boy Meets World, but that will be it's own separate blog.) When I was younger I was in the 15-20% of kids who used to wet the bed.
Now, another piece of information that you need to know - is that when I was little - I liked those 'Little Debbie Snack Cakes.' When I say I liked them - I mean I was obsessed with them. My birthday cake one year was just a pan full of the 'Swiss Cake Rolls!' It was amazing!
Well - on with the story! When I was little, if I woke up 'dry' I was able to enjoy a snack cake for breakfast. There was one particular morning that I was sooooooooooo excited when I woke up dry - that I took off my diaper - and apparently didn't have time to put on clothes! I ran out to the kitchen - straight to the cupboard that housed the snack cakes and started eating a delicious Swiss Cake Roll - Butt Naked! When asked why I was sitting naked eating breakfast - I stated that I didn't want to see my underwear!
So I guess if you read my post from a couple days ago - I still find it important to hide my underwear! haha
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